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Joke of the Day

"HR: Sir, why is your secretary standing with tens of underwear in hand? Boss: Damn, I asked her to debrief all the interns before the meeting."

"What do you call an Asian flying a plane? A pirate."

"What kind of bee can keep an aeroplane dry ? An aero-drone !"

"People who say age is just a number fundamentally don't get numbers and that's why I always borrow money from them."

"How do you castrate a redneck? You kick his sister in the jaw."

"How do you turn a fox into a cow? Marry her"

"An electrician was shocked by a live wire when he was asked why... He said he couldn't resist."

"Did you hear about the guy who tried to drown his wife with cough syrup before finally strangling her to death? He was jailed for pre-medicated murder."

"Did you hear about the new Kanye track? Its the one about the lesbians riding three wheeled bicycles on a naturally occuring water dam? Its just dykes on trikes on dikes."

"Biography of a voyeur He came, he saw, he came"