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Joke of the Day

"HR: Sir, why is your secretary standing with tens of underwear in hand? Boss: Damn, I asked her to debrief all the interns before the meeting."

"Q: Why were the Clintonites pushing the BTU Tax? A: Because they could spell it."

"How many Estonians you need to build a house in Finland ? Who knows, there is no tax record of it."

"Whenever someone jokingly replies, ""Blocked,"" I laugh and laugh and then go check."

"If you watch Jeopardy backwards... ... it becomes a show where people pay money to ask questions."

"I just won an innuendo competition. I had to beat off some stiff competition though."

"A severed foot is the ultimate stocking stuffer."

"If comedy is tragedy plus time... The holocaust is the funniest thing ever."

"What's the difference between light beer and having sex in a boat? Nothing. They're both fucking near water."

"I take my women like I take my coffee. Really hot and all over my crotch while I'm driving."