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Joke of the Day

"Why did a kid throw the butter out of the window? To see the butterfly! I ll jump out of the window now!"

"A banker tells his client that a 1,000,000 investment will turn into a ton of money! So the the client asks ""How much is a ton of money"" The banker responds ""Two Thousand Pounds"""

"What do you get when you cross a gay man and a jew? A hit Brodway show"

"<enter password> ikilledaman <password must contain a number> *7 hours later* ikilled2men"

"Lesbian joke What do lesbians use for lubricant? Tartar sauce!"

"I hold the U.S. indoor record for waiting in the house until my neighbors go back inside."

"I donated a kidney once but they turned it down when I couldn't answer where I got it from."

"I saw in the newspaper that my town was searching for a pedophile. I called in thinking I could help but it turns out that it wasn't actually a job opening."

"a dyslexic man walks into a bra"

"my ideal date: shoplifting sushi from Walgreens then holding hands for 3 hours"