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Joke of the Day

"What do you get when you cross a gay man and a jew? A hit Brodway show"

"The Mohel Did ya know that Mohels don't get paid? They only take tips."

"The jerk store called. Instead of texting. Typical"

"Just remember, every day is a gift from God. Well except for Monday...Satan slips that one in. He's a sneaky bastard."

"Cow Joke What do cows watch in the theaters? moovie"

"If I have to pay to use this bathroom, I'm going to lose my shit. Because I'm broke."

"The Pill... (Semi-NSFW) It's the second best thing a woman can put in her mouth to avoid getting pregnant."

"My condolences for you and your family through this difficult transition is why my wife won't let me send back wedding RSVP cards."

"If your idea of a nightcap is passing out drunk on the toilet with a fifth in your hand, we could probably hang out."

"changed my voice settings to Spanish on my gps it told me i didn't have enough people in the car"