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Joke of the Day
"my ideal date: shoplifting sushi from Walgreens then holding hands for 3 hours"
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"Q: What kinds of people don't get invited to blonde parties? A: Women!"
"What do you call a person who calls themselves gay when they mean happy? A homophony."
"Error, no keyboard. Press F1 to continue."
"What's an ants favourite collectible item Antiques"
"What do you call a singing laptop? A Dell"
"What do you call your wife and mother-in-law when they're riding in the same car? Dual air bags."
"What do you call one bunch of woodland creatures complimenting another bunch of woodland creatures over their newly formed religion? Constructive Critter Schism"
"Wife: Did you eat an ENTIRE half-gallon of ice cream?!?! Me: It was getting freezer-burned. W: I just bought it today! Me: Crazy freezer."
"According to the D.A.R.E website, Marijuana is no longer a gateway drug... Guess that means I tried all those other drugs willingly."