14741
Joke of the Day
"I hold the U.S. indoor record for waiting in the house until my neighbors go back inside."
Next Joke
"What do you call 2 guys fighting over a slut? Tug-of-whore."
"What do u give a woman who has everything? Penacilin"
"Being iced in for 2 days gave me the opportunity to get so much housework done! I didn't do any of it. But I certainly had the opportunity."
"That moment when the music stops playing at the gym and the whole room sounds like gay porn."
"Guard: what do you want for your last meal? Me: anything? Guard: anything Me: the warden Guard: oooooo he ain't gonna like that..."
"What do ya call an overweight Scottish pigeon .... A fat coo... Im here all week."
"Why did the North Korean defect to South Korea? He did some seoul searching."
"The 1st rule of idiom club is loose lips sink ships. The 2nd rule is don't let the cat out of the bag. Last but not least, the 3rd rule."
"How does a Muslim find a goat in tall grass? Sexier when his child bride is holding it."