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Joke of the Day
"Lesbian joke What do lesbians use for lubricant? Tartar sauce!"
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"This blonde is so stupid she called me to get my telephone number!"
"A woman, a murderer, a liar, a thief, and a cuckold walk into a bar The bartender asks: ""What will it be, Mrs. Clinton?"""
"My rap name is Weapons of Mass Destruction because you go in thinking I'm going to destroy you but it turns out I've got absolutely nothing."
"r/nowifi There seems to be nothing here"
"19 and 20 had a fight. 21."
"I'm training for a marathon with my friend. Every day when we hit the trails he tells me the same thing, and it always makes me laugh. It's a running joke."
"I always get worried when I hear Chris Brown has a new hit out. I bet it's an uppercut"
"Why didn't Michael J Fox order food at McDonalds? He got the shakes instead."
"[installing program] Operation Status: 1 min left Me: Yes! Finally! *30 minutes later* Operation Status: 60 mins left Me: Wait. What?"