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Joke of the Day

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"Ever have the shower curtain touch you unexpectedly and start karate chopping the air?? No, me either."

"Who will take the second shot in this pool game? Find out after the break."

"There's a serial killer in our house! Normal people: ""CALL THE POLICE, LETS GET OUT OF HERE!"" - In movies: ""Lets go find him"" -___-"

"Why did the Xbox One eat its cereal for breakfast, but not its pancakes? It had the spoon, but not the 4k."

"Another night, another chance to put a flaming skeleton outside a little girl's window and then hide it when she tries to show her parents."

"I've decided to retire on Monday & live off my savings. Don't know what I will do on Tuesday though?"

"Did you hear about the Galvanic cell that went to court? He was charged with a salt and battery."

"What is a dank memers favorite letter? A"

"Men go to bars for 2 reasons: 1) They don't have a wife to go home to. 2) They have a wife to go home to."