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Joke of the Day
"Farmers are outstanding in their field because... they can raise things without lifting them"
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"I met a sick bird yesterday that got deported. The cops kept yelling about him being an ""ill-eagle""."
"He's what you'd call a Bukake expert... ...He's done loads of research."
"What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex? Oral sex makes your day. Anal sex makes your hole weak."
"A man asks a bartender: ""How late does the band play?"" ""Only about half a beat behind the drummer."" The bartender replies."
"I understand if you aren't religious, I respect that. But you don't have to get all rude when I ask to use your first born as a sacrifice."
"I got so drunk last night i blew chunks! Chunks is my dogs name."
"My penis just lost its job. If anyone knows any holes it can fill let me know."
"What do you call an Asian gangster wearing a blue bandana? A rice crippy."
"Today should be called bridge day.. 'Cause I'm over it"