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Joke of the Day

"Of all the lies I tell, ""I was just kidding!"" is my favorite."

"Did you hear about the Mathematician who was constipated, and lost his calculator? He worked it out with a pencil"

"I went fishing but didn't catch any fish It was a failure."

"Broken puppets for sale... No strings attached."

"Your mom is like a pile of bricks. Constantly getting laid by Mexicans."

"Which sex position produces the ugliest kids? Ask your parents."

"If you lend someone $20 and never see them again, it was probably worth it."

"Why did Adele cross the road? To say hello from the other SSSIIIIIIDDDDDEEEE"

"Why Don't Jews Like Ions? They prefer their molecules free of charge."

"I've snapped a bunch of necks Being a necklace photographer isn't too bad"