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"When abroad, James Bond is known as +44 07"
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"An old joke I learnt [Clean] A peanut was stuck on the tracks His heart was all a flutter A train came down the track *Choo Choo!* Peanut butter."
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"YOU WANT TO HEAR A JOKE ON NITROUS OXIDE .... NO :-p"
"Why do all polish names end in ski? Because they can't spell toboggan (This joke brought to you by a 90 yr old polish man I take care of at a nursing home)"
"What do you call a short mexican? A paragraph, hes not a full essay yet."
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"Interview Tip: When you get the ""where do you see yourself in 5 years"" question, don't say ""post-apocalyptic tribal warlord""."