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Joke of the Day

"How do you get a man in a coma hard? Lick his Comatoes"

"What's the difference between a prostitute and jesus? The face they make when you nail them."

"I never understood what liking large asses had to do with being fallacious, but who am I to question the genius of a knighted rapper."

"I dunno Discovery Channel, if you think crabs are the deadliest thing you can catch, you've obviously never slept with my sister Ashley."

"My narcissistic friend just became an organ donor... because ""who wouldn't want a piece of this body?"""

"Elitist Perfumers no common scents"

"Have you ever tried using a broken pencil? No? Well don't try. It's pointless."

"Scientists have revealed today that they have found a new drug for depressed lesbians.. .. It's called Trydixagain."

"A black man, a jew and a retard walk outside the store So I run that fucking nigger over."

"the statue of liberty was a trojan horse thing but it was too hard to break out of and it's full of skeletons now"