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Joke of the Day
"They sure don't make time machines like they're going to!"
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"I don't know why Chic-Fil-A is so popular... Their food always leaves a fowl taste in my mouth."
"Had a summer job helping to make art out of elephant dung. It was pretty shit."
"What's the difference between a musician and a suicide bomber? A musician wears his heart on his sleeve. A suicide bomber wears his spleen on your shoes."
"Santa is a smart guy. Visits people only once a year."
"I like my women how I like my microwaves With children in them"
"I wear a French maid's outfit specifically to get OUT of doing housework."
"Q: What is Clinton's plan to create thousands of small businesses? A: Take thousands of big businesses and wait four years."
"Why does the Illuminati have to be the bad guy all the time? Why can't they just be the Illuminice?"
"Why does Popeye have the perfect dick? Because he's always dipping it in Olive Oyl."