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Joke of the Day
"They sure don't make time machines like they're going to!"
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"Why does a rooster watch TV ? For hentertainment !"
"Do you want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in the mud. You wanna hear a clean joke? Jimmy had a bath with bubbles. You wanna hear another dirty joke? Bubbles is the girl next door."
"It's too beautiful to stay inside today. That's why I moved my bed closer to the window."
"Muammar Gaddafi wasn't really that bad...... But his brothers, Larrymar and Curlymar were the worst!"
"What does a bad salesman and a toilet have in common? They are both full of crap."
"If we got paid for how many tweets we put out, some of you would be millionaires in mansions. I'd be living in Government Assisted Housing."
"cut a hole in the bottom of my tub of popcorn while on a date so when she goes for some she accidentally grabs a copy of my mixtape"
"What do you call a woman who is paralyzed from the waist down? Wife."
"Baseball is wrong. A man with 4 balls cannot walk."