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Joke of the Day
"You can't face the problems, if the problem is your Face."
Next Joke
"Who, me? Oh, just living the dream. You know, that one where you forget to wear clothes to work."
"If you crossed a cow with a goat what would you get? Half and half!"
"Hey Tim Burton, it's okay to be out of ideas."
"Twister 2: Climate change makes tornadoes evolve. They work together. We can't beat them. We team up instead The twisters destroy ISIS."
"It's saying something when you marry Charles Manson and you look like the crazy one."
"Why isn't Hitler in Mario Kart? Because he cant finish a race"
"She: We are having my mother For dinner tonight? Me: But darling i'm a vegetarian. . how can i eat her?"
"Anal Sex is a lot like your first car You don't really want it but your step Dad gives it to you anyways."
"A man walks into a bar... Another man ducks."