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Joke of the Day
"If you crossed a cow with a goat what would you get? Half and half!"
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"""Doc, I can't stop singing The Green, Green Grass of Home. He said: 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome.' 'Is it common?' I asked. ""It's not unusual"", he replied."
"Everyone uses body wash these days. What happened to good old-fashion soap? Is it too basic?"
"New guy at work is getting all the attention because of his third nipple... He wont stop milking it!"
"Guy walks into an amusement park ... and sees a big sign that reads, ""Three balls 25"" So he walks up to the lady behind the counter, pulls down his pants and says, ""Ok, gimme a quarter."""
"[jumps in getaway car after bank robbery] ""They said no I couldn't have any money"" Damn it, they make it look so easy in the movies"
"""If I wanted to see a clown, I would have gone to the circus."" What I actually said: ""Yes, Claire, you're makeup looks lovely today!"""
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"I like my coffee like my humor. I drink tea."
"What's the similarity between the unborn Chinese female and this joke? [removed]"