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Joke of the Day
"Who, me? Oh, just living the dream. You know, that one where you forget to wear clothes to work."
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"The one who laughs last is the slowest. The one who laughs first has the dirtiest mind."
"On Mondays, Zombies feel alive inside."
"""You gotta try the lobs-"" - I'll should tell you... ""Yes?"" - We're not having sex. ""OK."" - What were you saying? ""The chicken here's great."""
"TIFU by being King of the jungle. Lololol I am Lion"
"FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL Q: What did the dad buffalo say to his son on the first day of school? A: Bison"
"A wife is like a hand grenade you take away the ring, and there goes your house"
"My wife said I'm picky. I said obviously not picky enough. Anyone need a roommate tonight?"
"Why do credit cards not work in France? They don't understand the concept of charging."
"What kind of olives do I like? Olive them"