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Joke of the Day
"Why isn't Hitler in Mario Kart? Because he cant finish a race"
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"What do you get if you cross two snakes with a magic spell ? Addercadabra and abradacobra !"
"How do you find Will Smith in the snow? Just look for fresh prints."
"If you can say ""I made six figures last year,"" you either have a well paying job or you're the worst employee at a toy factory."
"""How many people work at your company?"" About half of them."
"Why do we still call them newspapers when most of them aren't on paper... and most of them don't contain news?"
"During the height of the Cold War, spies were prepared to commit suicide if caught, with the help of a tiny #weed cigarette."
"What do you call an epileptic in a vegetable garden? A seizure salad!"
"Roses are expensive... Violets are gay... Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day..."
"Hey, do you wanna f*** ;) ***only available at participating stores"