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Joke of the Day
"Why is Santa's sack so big? Because he only comes once a year"
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"[Standing still for a picture] I guess you can say I'm *turns around for a second and the camera goes off* not good at posing for pictures."
"Two were sitting in the table on a bar First one: We are leaving. Second one: No, we are staying. First one: WE ARE LEAVING. Battery on my phone is 4%."
"So this is what it's like to grow up. Fucking bullshit is what it is."
"TIL that black eyes are hereditary You get them from your father if you drink his last beer."
"What animal lives on the farm and says ""moo""? A bilingual chicken"
"Wow if I squint through the tears I look pretty thin!"
"Here's a short joke."
"Which street fighter is the least amicable? The ryudest one!!"
"Don't ask God to cure cancer & world poverty. He's too busy finding you a parking space & fixing the weather for your barbecue."