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Joke of the Day
"Which street fighter is the least amicable? The ryudest one!!"
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"Adulthood is like looking both sides before crossing the street and them getting hit by an airplane."
"How many philosophers does it take to change a lightbulb? Well it depends on what you mean by change."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Barber ! Barber who ? Barberd wire !"
"Bartender: What can I get you? Me: Drunk"
"I like my women like I like my coffee Wait a sec...I am gay"
"Q: What's green and purple and goes up and down? A: Barney in an elevator."
"[pharmacy] ""Can I help you?"" Yeah, could you recommend anything over the counter for this? *lifts shirt to reveal 7 fresh gunshot wounds*"
"I have glasses but cannot see. I have feet but cannot walk. What am I? A riddle."
"I like my women the way I like my beer Ginger"