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Joke of the Day

"What animal lives on the farm and says ""moo""? A bilingual chicken"

"Anal sex is like your first car.. You dont want it but your dad gives it to you anyway."

"Pistorius won't have trouble finding his feet when they jail him, they will be kept in a box next to the door"

"Know your customer. Think like an idiot."

"What did the police say to the hot dog? You are under arrest."

"I have a love hate relationship... Fuck everyone else."

"I never want to have a threesome, If I wanted to dissappoint two people at once I'd have dinner with my parents."

"I wear a cape when I'm driving so if I get pulled over the cop will think I'm going somewhere to fight crime."

"Why did the melon leave her boyfriend? He said he can't elope."

"Floyd Mayweather will be saddened by the death of Ali I mean just wait until someone reads all these articles to him calling Ali the greatest."