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Joke of the Day

"Yes acupuncture is an ""ancient technique."" Other ""ancient techniques"" included leeches and dying from plague. I'm good with drugs thanks."

"You can tell the toothbrush was invented in Alabama if it was invented anywhere else, it would've been called the teeth brush."

"I've learned that you can buy a kitten with no problem, but you have to come back at a different time to buy the juicer."

"There are directions with pictures on this underarm deodorant. Yet another disaster avoided."

"What's black and white and red all over? A dead zebra."

"A Jewish Kid... Asks his dad to borrow $5 his dad replies with ""$4 dollars?! what do you need $3 dollars for?!"""

"The people I work with are a bunch of potatoes They're definitely tator-taught."

"What math classes do gender studies majors take? Triggernometry."

"Arnold's is long and hard.. The president's is very short, Madonna doesn't have one, and the Pope has one, but he doesn't use it."

"""I see"" said the blind man pissing into the wind... ""It's all coming back to me now."""