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Joke of the Day
"Why do you never see any gay Egyptian Sailors? Because they're all in de Nile."
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"The most common type of web developers are not even human they are spiders"
"The wife complains I never buy her flowers. I never knew she sold them."
"When the chips are down, be a good friend & say a few kind words to the chips. See if that helps."
"Volkswagen upset a lot of people by not using AdBlue in their TDI engines... ...they really took the piss out of clean diesel."
"Why did the cactus cross the road? It got stuck to the chicken."
"What's it called when a cow attempts to jump a barbed-wire fence? An udder disaster"
"What do you call an Egyptian spine adjuster? A Cairopractor"
"We always bought our cars used, this one was as black as the night- -that is, until we washed it!!!"
"What do you call a nation of programmers? A developing country"