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Joke of the Day

"What math classes do gender studies majors take? Triggernometry."

"If you don't pay your exorcist... You may get repossessed."

"Any question can be a rhetorical question if you walk away fast enough."

"Pedophile Kids who are scared of pedophiles really need to grow up."

"I got a hair cut for $10 At this rate, its gonna cost me a million dollars to get them all cut."

"Nice try, self check out lanes. There's not even any mirrors."

"What's the difference between a line of naked women and a magician? Well, the magician has a cunning array of stunts..."

"A ham sandwhich walks into a bar and the bartender says, Sorry, we don't serve food in here."

"*pushes vending machine over NO YOU'RE OUT OF ORDER!"

"How many tickles does it take to make a squid laugh? Tentacles."