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Joke of the Day

"The people I work with are a bunch of potatoes They're definitely tator-taught."

"(prostate exam) Dr: WOW! I've never seen this before Me: OMG! WHAT *loud click Me: DID YOU JUST TAKE A SELFIE Dr:.. And send Me: WTF?"

"Can you put the pin back in a grenade? It's kind of urgent. Need and answer fast."

"I was in that kosher supermarket earlier. I knew something was wrong when an automated voice said, ""unexpected gunman in the bagging area""."

"St. Bernards are dogs living in the Swiss Alps who search for lost travellers, skiers and mountaineers. That's how they survive the winters."

"How do you reject a French girl? Just say neaux."

"Looks like I'm going to need to have the ""drug talk"" with my daughter because this ecstasy she sold me is NOT working."

"I had to go into the Dr's today for a regular check up, & I get in there & he pulls down my pants & started jamming his finger in my ass... Yea I guess it's time for a new dentist"

"What order did Emperor Palpatine give to start the orgy? Execute order sexy sex."

"If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have ? Plenty of milk !"