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Joke of the Day
"There are directions with pictures on this underarm deodorant. Yet another disaster avoided."
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"Someone said that my kid would probably grow up to be president, and I'm not sure if it was meant as a compliment or an insult."
"My 40 yard dash time: 5.5 My 40 yard dash time after seeing my gf with my phone in her hands: 4.3"
"If Psy has a kid Does that mean he does it broken condom style? I'll just show myself out."
"Your Google Self-Driving car should be taken away if you don't let your dog sit in the driver's seat while you hold a map riding shotgun."
"Why did Jesus have to walk everywhere? He drove a Ford."
"When sitting in traffic behind a good looking gal, ill rear-end her gently to see if I can ignite a romantic comedy."
"What is the only reason Donald Trump is watching the Olympics? So he can determine how high Mexican pole vaulters can jump."
"What will reddit never know? Victoria's Secret..."
"How many wrinkles does an asshole have? Smile and ill start counting"