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Joke of the Day

"I'm thinking of giving away my broken marionette. No strings attached"

"Pancakes are just crepes who let themselves go after college."

"What did the thug say to the mugging victim before he shot him. Worldstar."

"Mammals for $500 Alex ""Slow moving mammals that spend most of their time sleeping & eating"" What are sloths? ""Wrong, What are coworkers"""

"I added Paul Walker on Xbox Live He spends a lot of time on the dashboard."

"A couple are having fun in bed..... Girl: Come over Boy: I'm coming over Girl: We should stop using walkie-talkies in bed, over."

"I was cured of lycanthropy. Now I'm a were-wolf."

"Why was the man accused of sexual harassment never arrested? He was a policeman"

"I accidentally dropped one of my husband's Viagra into my contact solution and now I'm cockeyed."

"I'm always frank with my sexual partners. Don't want them knowing my real name!!"