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Joke of the Day
"I added Paul Walker on Xbox Live He spends a lot of time on the dashboard."
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"It's kind of funny how so many people think that being gay is a choice but being fat isn't"
"How do you know if your wife is dead? The sex is the same, but the dishes start piling up."
"What did the angry dough ball say to the other dough ball? You trying to get a rise out of me! Came up with while I was making pizza."
"I had sex with a guy last night and he was gone the next morning. Funny how people just come and go in your lives."
"What do you call a person who drinks way too much soda? A Coke-o-nut."
"How does a black girl know she's pregnant When she pulls out her tampon the cotton is already picked"
"I interned at the Dow Jones News Fund. It had its ups and downs."
"How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? Well apparently not eight cause my basement is still dark."
"What do you call the Japanese police force? Kawaii Five-0"