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Joke of the Day
"I'm always frank with my sexual partners. Don't want them knowing my real name!!"
Next Joke
"I'm trying my best to give up using sexual innuendos.... But it's SO hard."
"LIFE is just a game of Monopoly and RISK."
"What do we want? A cure for short-term memory loss! When do we want it? When do we want what?"
"I used to be addicted to soap But I'm clean now."
"Gunfire reported at track and field event They said it was race related"
"How come people who think they know everything never seem to know when to shut up?"
"What did the apple say to the apple pie? ""You've got some crust."""
"Today at a work a few customers told me they were in denial about the approaching snow storm... I told them to watch out for crocodiles."
"How does an elephant climb a tree? He hides in an acorn and waits for a bird to carry him up."