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Joke of the Day
"What did the thug say to the mugging victim before he shot him. Worldstar."
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"Hey Ray Rice... What do you tell a fiance with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice."
"What do you call a God unfit for the times at hand? O Cristor Redundant"
"Can't think of a good Halloween costume? Go as a failed abortion. You don't even have to dress up, you uncreative fuck"
"I'm addicted to brake fluid But I can stop whenever I want"
"The older I get, the better I was."
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