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Joke of the Day

"Mammals for $500 Alex ""Slow moving mammals that spend most of their time sleeping & eating"" What are sloths? ""Wrong, What are coworkers"""

"I accidentally ate too much alphabet soup yesterday and had a huge vowel movement."

"What is the name of Tyler perry's son? Tyler Perry's son."

"My wife lost 200 lbs! I divorced her."

"My boyfriend said to surprise him for his birthday so I moved all my stuff into his house while he was at work."

"A joke that never stops giving.... Your mom."

"I hope this new health care bill also includes every American's right to a lollipop after leaving the doctor."

"The ducks in Cern What does the ducks in Cern say? Quark Quark"

"A midget went to visit the doctors There was a long wait and the nurse said ""you're going to have to be a little patient"""

"The way my neighbors are making their trick-or-treating kids skip my door you'd think I was handing out ecstasy pills like last year."