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Joke of the Day
"""All lower case?"" -your mom getting an email address"
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"Happy Independence Day!!! This is probably the last time I get to say that."
"How do you know if you cat's got a bad cold ? He has cat-arrh !"
"Can't believe how divided we've become over an election. It's not like it's the color of a dress or something."
"Just lost my mood ring... not sure how I feel about that."
"I'd just like to thank the sidewalk For keeping me off the streets"
"Confess to murdering a relative while you're contestants on Family Feud. That way your family will be forced to applaud & say ""Good answer!"""
"Don't be stingy when it comes to getting a circumcision. I got one cheap and it was a total rip-off."
"Q. How many men does it take to wallpaper a bathroom? A. Three if you slice them very thinly."
"Farmer Dad: Having a good party son? Farmer Son: No. The music sucks. FD: Well then- FS: Don't. FD: Lettuce turnip the beet."