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Joke of the Day
"I'd just like to thank the sidewalk For keeping me off the streets"
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"Never argue with an Archeologist Theyll just keep digging up the past"
"Been a while since I've gone on Spring Break. How many wet T-shirts should I pack?"
"Do Not Be Racist ..... Do not be racist; be like Mario. He's an Italian plumber, who was made by the Japanese, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew"
"Today marks my tenth year driving trains Finally, you can call me a superconductor."
"My friend asks ""what is long hard and full of seamen"" random female says ""definitely not your dick."""
"A priest with a lisp offered to bring a roamin' Catholic to Paris ... The Catholic, bread in hand, was not impressed."
"I hate when people say, ""You barely touched your food"" like what do you want me to do stroke it?"
"My mate Dave's just got back from his third tour of Afghanistan. Hardest bloody bus driver I know."
"""This is where the magic happens."" - Harry Potter walking into his bedroom and every other room on MTV Cribs."