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Joke of the Day

"Just lost my mood ring... not sure how I feel about that."

"DOG COP: sir, you ran a gray light DOG DRIVER: it was gray! COP: no, it was gray! DRIVER: gray! COP: *starts barking* DRIVER: *barking*"

"What are Kierkegaard's two favourite fruits? Melon and Broccoli!"

"I'm having trouble organizing a Hide and Seek league. Good players are hard to find."

"David Cameron has said that Britain is prepared for a nuclear attack from North Korea. Dave mate, normally we aren't prepared for snow at winter."

"How many Latvian to eat potato? soldier"

"What do you call a murderer who pours their mike before the cereal? A cereal killer!"

"What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh!"

"Did you know that Samsung also manufacture hangar ships? Must be because of all their ports left Open. (l8 to the party i know)"

"What do you call a beaten up pretzel? A salted pretzel"