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Joke of the Day
"Q. How many men does it take to wallpaper a bathroom? A. Three if you slice them very thinly."
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"What is Saturn's favorite movie? Lord of the Rings."
"Whats the difference between a priest and acne?? Acne waits until your 12 to come on your face."
"A joke died on stage. It leaves behind an orphaned punchline."
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"What's the difference between feminists and Nazis? The Nazis had a purpose"
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"How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb? Not zri, but fuehrer."
"Nana Nana Nana Nana Nana Nana Nana Nana BATMAN! Nana Nana Nana Nana Nana Nana Nana Nana BATMAN! -Me, sorting through my grandma's mail."
"Reporter: Is there anything you can do to make people hate you more? Rodger Goodell: Coldplay is doing the Super Bowl halftime show."