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Joke of the Day
"[sees a baby spit up after drinking from baby bottle] ""lmao yo who invited the lightweight"""
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"My cat doesn't listen to a word I say. That's why the cell phone she made me buy her only has a text message plan."
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"What do you call a black man flying an airplane? Pilot."
"What's green and has 4 wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels."
"I want to throw a party with fake alcohol and see how many people act wasted."
"Kim Kardashian will star in new commercials for Geico as part of a promotion for new slogan.. So easy, a caveman could do her!"