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Joke of the Day

"Kim Kardashian will star in new commercials for Geico as part of a promotion for new slogan.. So easy, a caveman could do her!"

"Why did the Chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide"

"My wife's starsign was cancer, which makes how she died pretty ironic. Attacked by a giant crab."

"Knock Knock Who's there? Aren't you glad I didn't say banana?"

"Looking back on Britain's 2016. The year most middle aged men went from wanting to fuck Nigella to wanting to fuck Nigel up."

"Everyone has that one best friend who's now a.... **Stranger!**"

"Infatuation prick is the answer, what is the question? How do you want your wontons cooked?"

"Last night, I dreamt I slept with a co-worker. (sfw) It was just as I imagined...."

"What does blue paint taste like? Exactly like red paint!"

"What do you call a couple having sex in a moving car? Burning rubber"