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Joke of the Day
"What's green and has 4 wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels."
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"I'm really good at telling old jokes, and fixing fences... I guess I'm just good at reposting"
"I feel like Jesus... Is the kind of person to leave you hanging."
"My TWILIGHT ZONE plot idea: The sole survivor of the apocalypse finally has time to listen to podcasts but still doesn't feel like it."
"I've concluded English is my phone's second language. It's the only explanation for all the bizarre autocorrects and typos that plague me."
"What does Sean Connery wear to avoid the paparazzi? His shunglasshesh"
"When in doubt, mumble."
"I asked my Nan what she wanted for Christmas. ""Something from the Body Shop please,"" she replied..... Hope she's got enough room in the flat for the front wing off a Mondeo."
"Why is Santa's sack so big? Because he cums once a year."
"Get redditors to read your post with this one weird trick, moderators hate it!"