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Joke of the Day

"TIL Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90 per cent TL;DR It was wedding cake"

"50/50- What do you get when you put 50 lawyers in a room with 50 lesbians? One hundred people who don't do dick."

"How many? How many elephants can you fit into a Matterbooboo? ""What's a Matterbooboo?"" Nothing Yogi."

"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the ugly guy's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken."

"Do not tell a kid you didn't understand his joke unless you have 4 hours free to hear the explanation."

"My friend had a bad experience with ice once He told me he was traumiticed"

"What does bungee jumping and hookers have in common? Both of them cost $100 and if the rubber breaks, you're screwed!"

"What if God is a woman. Not only will I be going to Hell, but I'll never hear the end of it."

"What country has the highest concentration of pool players? Irack."

"What's the worst part about swim-up bars? The watery stools"