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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Frenchman in sandals? Felippe Feloppe ... wah wah"
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"drinking english beer is like having sex on a boat fucking close to water"
"How can you tell which nurse is the head nurse? She's the one with dirty knees."
"What's the worst part about being black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven."
"ME: I hate him with 1/16th of the fibers of my being GUY: Not every fiber? ME: I hate alot of people. I'm not wasting all my fibers on 1 guy"
"""sir, can i ask why you're smoking TWO huge blunts?"" ""officer, I'm..."" *turns to camera* ""double jointed"" *cop starts breakdancing*"
"What's yellow and goes around? A banana in the washing machine."
"Chuck Norris likes his ice like he likes his skulls: crushed."
"Just got back from bowling... But I'll spare you the details."
"What powers a robotic Sherlock Holmes Electricity, my dear Watt-Son"