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Joke of the Day

"I slipped on some black ice yesterday. At first I thought it was regular ice, but when I got back on my feet, I noticed my wallet was gone."

"When will you be bioavailable? Because you are my drug and I want you in my body..."

"Patient: Doctor, Doctor! I've had a terrible accident! Doctor: The restrooms are down the hall on the left."

"Ten out of one women is a Russian Nesting Doll"

"Proof that upside-down and/or opposites world and/or country exists! Every joke, irrespective of the degree of hilarity, will get down votes! XD"

"corny joke I was going to tell you a joke about farms, but it was corny"

"Why did the vampire attack the clown? He wanted the circus to be in his blood."

"20 years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope, and Steve Jobs Now we have no money, no hope, or jobs."

"The more Twitter tells me it's over Capacity, the more I think Twitter still loves Capacity and regularly sits outside her house, weeping."

"I uploaded a video about viruses on YouTube.. It went viral 8D"