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Joke of the Day

"I just moved to Wisconsin, and my neighbour invited me over to meet his wife and his sister. When I got there... ...the three of us had dinner."

"Can someone go to the gym and work out for me? I'm trying to finish this pint of ice cream. Thanks"

"I went to the zoo today and all they had was a dog... It was a Shih Tzu."

"A little boy says ""dad I've heard in some parts of africa a man doesn't know his wife until marriage. The dad says...... ""Son that happens everywhere."""

"Q: Why are the citizens of Damascus so solemn when talking about oil? A: Because it's Syria's business. (cross-post from /r/funny by request)"

"My mother's maiden name is Password"

"Three nuns are sitting on a park bench... ...when a man in a trenchcoat walks up and flashes them. The first nun has a stroke. The second nun has a stroke. The third nun couldn't reach."

"IF you're NOT Handsome enough........ http://imgur.com/364BbQf"

"No I don't hate my boss. It's just that I wish his toilet paper was sand paper."

"Why was Darth Vader upset when he heard George Michael will only play new songs at his concerts? He found his lack of Faith disturbing."