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Joke of the Day

"I just moved to Wisconsin, and my neighbour invited me over to meet his wife and his sister. When I got there... ...the three of us had dinner."

"She told me she'd do anything for 20 bucks. Guess who just got his Mustang washed."

"You say you're an atheist, yet you tell people they can ""go to hell!"" Make up your mind already."

"Where the most likely place to find a crack whore? Between a rock and a hard place."

"[interrupts gf talking about her dream wedding] lol a horse drawn carriage? ""what's funny about that?"" a horse can't hold a pencil karen"

"Why do gay men get so much hate? Because sometimes, they're fucking assholes."

"On this day eleven years ago, Greece won Euro 2004. Today, Greece would be happy with 2004 Euros."

"Why did the monster drink ten liters of antifreeze? So that he didn't have to buy a winter coat."

"I was going to say a chemistry joke... But I was afraid I wouldn't get a reaction."

"[sex in car] ME: Remember when you could do this without fear of strangers watching? BF: Yes UBER DRIVER: Would you like a water?"