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Joke of the Day
"What are the only english words that russian prostitutes can say? Putin"
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"Why is the ocean salty? Because the land never waves back."
"Why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near..... Because your an asshole that's why, dickweed"
"I saw a clown doing sit-ups. Funny how things work out."
"So my fiancee rolls over, wakes me up, and says, ""honey, your alarm is going off."" I say..... ""pics or didn't happen."""
"Knock knock Who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget..."
"North-Korean food I made North korean food for my GF. She said pizza isn't North korean. I said Shut up and eat it."
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"What happens in Vegas stays on Facebook, Instagram, YouTube, Vine, and medical records."