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Joke of the Day
"Why couldn't the NSA agent leave his house this Winter? He was Snowden."
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"I hate this place, as soon as I find my clothes, I am leaving."
"I was at the beach and the lifeguard blew his whistle at me. Dude, I'm 40. I'm not listening to a teenager in a bathing suit."
"Remember: Before you were Mommy's little darling you were Daddy's little squirt."
"People think being a programmer is super exciting But sometimes it's just null and void."
"I like my women like I like my _____ (Fill in the blank)."
"What do you call a Mexican fighting a Priest? (slightly offensive) Alien vs. Predator"
"I don't think Donald Trump realizes how strong and unified Latinos are... Every Latino is like a brick. When they come together they form a wall."
"I bet some astronomers can't tell black holes apart because they're racists."
"Who is the rudest person in my mathematical family? Aunt Sally"