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Joke of the Day
"Why is the ocean salty? Because the land never waves back."
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"Chuck Norris had AIDS. Then he said, 'Do you not know who I am?' Chuck has been AIDS-free ever since."
"Called one of those claims companies after my accident... ... Turns out you can't get any compensation if you shit yourself on the bus."
"What do Jesus and my high school girlfriend have in common? They both bled for me."
"How many Mexicans does it take to build a... Never mind, they're already done, and they paid for it too."
"Give me your best joke get me and my work laughing"
"I just got invited to a Game of Thrones themed wedding I think those bastards are going try to kill everyone"
"Hahaha stupid person... When it says 55mph it really means 64mph.........Idiot turtle person"
"In a Catholic boarding school, how do you know when to go to bed? The big hand touches the little hand."