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Joke of the Day

"Why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near..... Because your an asshole that's why, dickweed"

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"A conclusion is the part where you got tired of thinking."
"Hipsters came before the chicken and the egg."
"What'd the leper say to the prostitute? Keep the tip"
"Leonardo: Let's go rescue April!! Donatello: Let's do it! Raphael: Bodacious!! Michelangelo: Totally!! Vincent: *cuts off ear* give her this"
"What type of jokes don't work Dark jokes."
"""And what will you do if you're crowned Miss Universe?"" ""I will have a special prosecutor put the first runner up in jail."""
"The best thing about going on a date with a sarcastic person is that no matter what happens they're going to tell you they had a great time."
"A man walks into a bar That doesn't make cent"
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