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Joke of the Day
"Finally figured out that 'YOLO' is 'carpe diem' in douchebag."
Next Joke
"One day... I'll look up what procrastination means."
"It all makes sense now!! Gay marriage and Pot legalized on the same day... Leviticus 20:13 ""If a man lays with another man he should be stoned."" We've just been misinterpreting it all these years!!"
"It's Christmas Eve, not Christmas and Steve. Get out of here Steve."
"Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where he parked his coupe."
"I hate being bi-polar. It's AWESOME!"
"findafamilymember.com Now the #1 Dating Site in Texas!"
"I like my women how I like my coffee, Without a penis."
"When you're single nobody likes you... when you're in a relationship everybody likes you."
"My friend said I twist everything to my advantage. I took it as a compliment."