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Joke of the Day
"I saw a clown doing sit-ups. Funny how things work out."
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"Some of those Mardi Gras beads could serve a dual purpose. Don't act like you hadn't thought about it."
"I like to keep my collar popped. I ain't no collar back girl."
"Two Condoms Two condoms are walking down the street and pass a gay bar. The first condom turns, looks at the other and asks; Wanna get shit faced?"
"Blind Date I went on a blind date once. It wasn't a good time because the dog kept getting in the way."
"I love bacon because I can wrap it around everything. Essentially, it's the duct tape of food."
"Biology joke A brother and sister are in the womb together, the sister kicks his foot and he says ""hey that's mitosis"". That is my original joke I made A few years ago."
"I always heat up my Thanksgiving leftovers. I quit cold turkey a long time ago."
"Q: What kind of soldier doesn't need bullets? A: The kind of soldier that's always shooting his mouth off."
"Walking into a store wearing the clothes from that store is humiliating and I don't know why."