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Joke of the Day

"Larry the Cable Guy show debuts on History Channel. Hitler says he's thrilled to share his network with his favorite comic."

"What does a cow use to solve math problems? A *cow*culater. I made it up myself, so don't groan at the pun."

"I honestly didn't think it would be this difficult to resist sexting Oprah during my morning commute."

"Who is the poorest guy in the south? The Tooth Fairy [LaughFactory](http://www.laughfactory.com)"

"A sarcastic thumbs-up is a good substitute for the middle finger."

"Two nuts were walking down a street... One was assaulted"

"[pharmacy] ""I'd like a refill for this bottle of pills"" PHARMACIST: Would you like childproof? ""No thanks, I already believe in children"""

"make it happen."""

"good prank: sneak into someone's house every night over a year and replace thier toilet with a slightly larger one until it fills tthe room"

"If Wile E. Coyote really wanted to destroy the Road Runner, he should have just proposed."