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Joke of the Day

"good prank: sneak into someone's house every night over a year and replace thier toilet with a slightly larger one until it fills tthe room"

"What do you call an internet cafe in Russia? A cyberian cafe."

"I'm writing a book on how to be sneaky... ...It's a lurk in progress."

"Your mother is deaf I guess that's why she didn't move around a lot."

"I can never talk to my Dad at breakfast because he still reads newspapers. I guess you could say he's behind The Times."

"My friend has OCD and says he doesn't like white girls. Maybe because they can't even"

"Doing a suicide attack is... ...a once-in-a-lifetime experience."

"What's pink and hard? A pig with a knife."

"How does the Easter Bunny stay in shape? He does lots of bare-obics."

"I'm like the mafia to my son. He only contacts me when he wants money or protection."