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Joke of the Day

"Why do so many kids die in high school massacres? Because they aren't allowed to run in the corridors"

"There are some people walking around alive today, simply because I don't want to go to jail tomorrow."

"Just got my drivers license and I'm already getting compliments! Someone left a note on my car which said ""Parking fine!"" I was so happy :)"

"When I was a child I played ""The Floor is Lava!"" But as an adult, I've put away childish fancies, and purchased magical lava-proof shoes."

"Inauguration Limerick by Stephen Colbert There once was a man named Barack Whose re-election came as a shock He raised taxes I pay And turned marriage gay And now he's coming after your Glock"

"Hey guys, we heard you guys were upset about losing a lot of subscribers on your YouTube channel. Nah, it's fine bros."

"Why can't a bike stand on its own ? Because it's two tired."

"How many therapists does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, but the light bulb has to want to change"

"Why was 56 scared? Because 28 8 1."

"I'd name my daughter Roxanne. I'd play the song for her all the time so she knows she doesn't HAVE to be a prostitute."