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Joke of the Day
"Two nuts were walking down a street... One was assaulted"
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"I can't wait until Twitter gives you the option to block yourself. I say some real dumb shit on here and I shouldn't have to deal with it."
"My girlfriend told me she's ""spotting"" and I'm like yeah right for who? You can't even bench 50 Lbs lol"
"Don't die a virgin. Seriously, there are terrorists waiting for you."
"My friend composes lyrics about sewing machines. She's a Singer songwriter."
"What's the difference between Brussel sprouts and snot? .. Kids don't eat Brussel sprouts !"
"My grandma is 80 years old, and still doesn't need glasses... She drinks right out of the bottle."
"How do you turn a duck into a soul singer? Put it in the microwave until it's Bill Whithers."
"Whats better then a gold medal in the special Olympics? Not being retarded."
"What's the difference between Trump and Satan? Satan will at least let anyone into hell."